- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

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You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

Why are anti-jokes so funny?

Woman's Rights.

A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

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