What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

josh roberts you speccy cuunt

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

The Charlotte bobcats.

Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

What's worse than a dead man?  2 dead men

What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

jewish people like other jewish people.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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