Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

Women's Basketball.

An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

World Peace

How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

I dislike old people.

Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

Microsoft Windows

Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

the joke below me is not an anti joke

Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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