- Anti Joke

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

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You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

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Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

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What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

whats 2+2? 69 LOL

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

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The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.