- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

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What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

Hey Caleb.

A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

women's rights.

What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

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"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

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