A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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your mother is so lesbian

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What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

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whats pale and white your ass.

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what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

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what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

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69

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If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

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what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

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Time flies like a banana.

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why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

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Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

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Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

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Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

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womans rights

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whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

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Tennesse

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

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gay marriage.

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I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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