- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

the joke below me is not an anti joke

Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

You: I have a really funny Knock Knock joke but you have to start it. Someone Else: Okay, Knock Knock You: Who's there? (now watch their face as they become confused)

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

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whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

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