whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

your mother is so lesbian

Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

Q:why did the woman make a sandwitch. A: cause she is a woman

Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

look at there!! an entire dog!!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

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