- Anti Joke

Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

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roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

your face.

Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

What do you call a black priest? Holy Crap

You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

Your mom goes to college

What band protects hope in current music? Nickelback.

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