a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

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What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

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Will gropes Ebola victims

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Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

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Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

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Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

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What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

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What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

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My butt!!!!

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your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

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What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

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Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

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roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

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What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

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Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

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okay.....

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Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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