why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

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Why was the little boy's head so big? He had a tumor in his brain.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? His family had to sell it in order to put food on the table

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What is the saddest color? Red because his family recently was killed

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

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Eliza eh? Of you I do not know but at least you used the correct code yourself, I suppose Nero7 kept your existence hidden from most of us for a reason. This "point Zero" is no more, about time people got out of the fucking north pole anyways, he was buried there, as his identity and existence is better off kept secret from the outside world for reasons many, none the less because if he is found and identified, undesired company might track whatever loose threads he might have left, straight back to us and we are not exactly operating within the parameters of... Legality anymore. Listen, if you want to know more give me the code straight out (I could not care less about deciphering shit right now and we are leaving horseshit network anyways) And I will tell you what Major6 knows, because as far as the screams roaming these halls can tell, he is still alive, you just better be fast, my men and women are not exactly experts at keeping these people alive... Yet, but enough idle chitchat. If you are who you claim to be, you should have the code I need, bring it, and I will present you with the neccesary information... ...Fail to do so, and I suggest that you never address any of us again fair lady, while we can simply not be tracked down, the security here is... Do I need to say? Neo-Nero.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? ones delicious and the other is a watermelon

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An underaged man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, but the bartender says we don't serve minors. The boy then rushes out if the bar for fear of being caught.

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what do you call a sock that is no longer white a dirty sock

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Two girls were sitting quietly. Badum tss

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Knock knock GET OUTTA HERE! Jesus Christ dude I just came for some eggs!....

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Your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it says 300 lbs.

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

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Your mom is so fat that it's becoming a serious health concern...

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Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

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guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in her toilet with the handle greased.

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fart

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what did the clinically depressed man last post on twitter? "Oh cruel world, i finally lost all faith in the good of humanity. I am unloved and irrelevant to all. I know nobody will miss me, but goodbye anyway. #suicide " nobody followed him and saw the post and he died alone with nobody at his funeral.

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

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A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

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