what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

oops

One Big Ass Mistake America

stuff and dogs {()}

What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

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