Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

tim rafter died no one cared

What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

what was the dying mans last words? im dying

chuck norris

whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

"Billy Mays here!" No he's not. He's dead.

Why was the little boy's head so big? He had a tumor in his brain.

Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

Q: Why do Jews have big noses? A: Because air is free!

what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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