Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

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Womens Rights.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

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what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

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What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

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What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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Women's rights.

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Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

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Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

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Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

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Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

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Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

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a man walks into a bar..... the man pulls out a gun and robs the place as he is exiting he bumps into a child the child falls in the street and is crushed by a bus. the bus in an attempt to avoid the child swerves and hits a maternity clinic next to a gas station that promptly explodes. the robber so distraught he trys to shoot himself but the gun misfired and the man was arrested and was raped repeatedly in prison...he now has aids...

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A women walks out of a kitchen.

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Women

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Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

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What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

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What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

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what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

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What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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