- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

...and I'm a Mormon.

An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

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What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

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