Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

A blonde walks into a store and asks for the microwave behind the counter. The man behind the register promptly hands her the microwave and charges her $435 for it, which is utterly ridiculous.

What do black men do in the South? Hang around

Humpty dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty dumpty had a big fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men did not come to help him because the United States does not have a patriarchal system of government.

A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

Niko isnt a mexican douche

Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

Obamacare!

Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

a man walks into a bar.......ouch

Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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