What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops. What's worse than being raped by a Triceratops? Being gang raped by a herd of Triceratops.

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why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? because i shot it.

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why couldn't the Mexican get a job? because of the multiple racist jokes gave his ethnicity a bad name.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was mmfmffemuuuuuffuummuuuuuluuu.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" Not the best move Anne Frank ever made.

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What's the similarity between a plum and an elephant? Both are purple, except for the elephant.

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What happens when you cross a housecat with a feral cat? A kitten is born.

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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Why'd jimmy drop his candy wrapper? He was brutally melested and stabbed I the eyeballs with forks and cut into pieces before he could make it to the trash can. He was then thrown into the trash can he was going to.

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What is the saddest part of a Jew's life? The fact that every single day the world turns more and more 'jokingly' anti-semetic until the point that the Jewish people have become so overwhelmed by depression that they begin committing suicide until the point of Jewish extinction.

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Your Mother is so kind that when I see her I say hello and ask her how she has been

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What's the difference between a kleenex and a man? One absorbs your tears while the other makes you cry.

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What do people say? words.

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why did the ginger have no friends? he was wearing skechers

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't keep a Ferrari in my garage. (????)?

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how did the little girl get to heaven? she died.

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I friended Paul Walker on Xbox, but he's always in the Dashboard.

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Yeah, you cant make nukes without certain components which are illegal to come by, you know Iranian Uranium I believe, I still feel pretty ill, if you dont mind, lets change the subject. Say, does the word yellowcake mean anything to you?

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whats the difference between a mexican and an elevator? An elevator can raise a child.

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Dinosaur!

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Friends are like bananas. If you peel your skin and eat them, they die.

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Your mother is so fat that her body takes up more space than the average woman.

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ok i got one for ya 2 Penn State coaches walk in to a butt....

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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