- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Come in.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh.. Okay.

What's the differrence between a park bench and a black person... A park bench can support a family

The jinx machine just stole your money... ... this poem was supposed to be funny

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

Two guys jump off a cliff... the third guy calls an ambulance.

Q: what do you call a black guy on the moon A: An astronaut you resist bastard

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Ask me if I am an orange. "Are you an orange?" No.

Q: What has two wheels and is not funny? A:Ryan Vallee on a segway -Ryan V

Roses are red Violets are blue You touch yourself. I do, too.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

What did the 16 year old boy say to the obese girl who failed at typing? "sucks for you bitch-face."

What's more fun than nailing babies to a wall? Ripping them off again.

What is the same about a bird and a turtle? They can both fly . . . except for the turtle

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch". The nearby patrons ask him what is ailing him.

Guess what? You just lost the game.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

What's black and blue and red all over? Due to the infinite nature of the universe many items both natural and manufactured could be described in this manner.

A women leaves the kitchen.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

Knock Knock Dude i am not going to answer the door

So these two guys are in this barn f!@#$%^ this owl! no terms of service were available but i posted anyway cuz i just didnt want the best anti to be missed!

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