Q: What does Osama Bin Laden's dead body and a sea sponge have in common? A: Nothing. One was buried in respectful accordance with Islamic law and the other is an animal of the phylum Porifera that's incapable of murdering thousands of innocent persons.

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A woman comes home and finds her husband with another woman. Their marriage collapses and the husband goes on to marry the other woman and his ex-wife commits suicide.

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what's funnier than Norm Mcdonald? EVERY THING

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What's black, white and red all over and can't turn around in a corridor? A nun with a spear through her

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Knock knock. Who's? There Where? Right here.

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What's the difference between 2 flies? Their DNA

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yo mamas like a spider always getting wrapped up in her own cu*

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what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

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what did batman day to robin? get in the car robin.

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Why does kelly keep going on about breasts ? cus shes into chicks !!!

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, cause he didn't make it till Christmas...

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What does a cat sound like when it's being raped by a human? MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!

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Roses are red violets are blue. I have amnesia so say hello to your nan when you get home

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What do you tell a 500 lb. Sumo wrestler who's eating your food? Stop eating my food.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

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How did Jesus walk on water? He was Jesus

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What did the anti-joke say to the joke? Your fly is down.

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I jacked off over a blind girl the other day, she never saw me coming

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A man came up to me and said," you suck" You know what I told him "YOU SUCK!"

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Penis.

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How do you stop a run-away bus? You sit down in the driver's seat and gently place your foot on the brake pedular and proceed to press it down. The brake pads, located in the calipers, will squeeze the brake discs and slow the bus eventually to stop at the crosswalk for the old lady accompanied by a young boy scout to cross the street and continue their wonderful lives.

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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Q. Why did the mother dissagree with her son's choice in friends? A. Because they were a rather bad influence on him and his grades had gotten considerably worse since they started to hang out.

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? Me :'(

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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