What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

A dog walks into a bar. The bartender asks the dog "what will ya have?" The bartender is then recognized as The Dog Whisperer

What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

Robin, get in the car.

One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

Go away.

A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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