Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

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kennah campion... being nice

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

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did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

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Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

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Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

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YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

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husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

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guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

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There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

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whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

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Windows Vista

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I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

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Well, this is fun.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

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arse

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What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

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How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

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wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

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I AM DISSAPOINTED

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Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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