Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Knock knock. Nobody answers because the homeowner was out of the house at the time.

What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

A man walks into a bar. Ow!

What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

Two guys were sitting in a pub.

Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

i am predestal

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Knock Knock. F uck off.

A homeless person dies.

9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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