A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

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what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

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why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

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What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

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whats slower then a turtle A FATTY

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

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What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

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The geese of Growmore

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

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A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

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A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

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How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

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what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

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Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

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What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

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What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

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Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

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