What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

potato

If you dislike this you are a homosexual (watch how many dislike this)

What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

make me a sandwich!

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

What do you call an aircraft piloted by a Muslim extremist? The aircraft's brand name followed by its model number, in all likelihood.

How do u save someone from dieing of cancer? U shoot them in the head

Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

Why was it so easy for Superman to pick up chics? His butt ox.

A duck walked up to a bad hearing drug dealer, and dealer asked duck, "What you do want?" A duck said, "Quack!" So dealer gave duck a crack

I hate you.

What do you call a person falling off a cliff Dead

Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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