So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

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What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

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what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

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saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

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A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

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Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

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star wars kid

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

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What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

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what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

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Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

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Three explorers are walking through the jungle when they are suddenly captured by a group of cannibals, the cannibals, going through years of culture and hereditary custom, kill the explorers, skin their bodies, chop them to pieces and cook their flesh, finally they eat it giving them a prosperous feast while the rest of the world is unaware of whatever happened in that jungle.

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Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

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Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

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awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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