- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

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