What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

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My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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