- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

Person 1: I got a really good knock, knock joke. Person 2: Okay. Person 1: You start. Person 2: Knock, knock. Person 1: Who's there? Person 2: ...

what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

what is worse than finding finding an apple in your worm? Finding your peanut shells in your peanut.

What did the Johhny say to the black man when he saw him buying a watermelon? Nothing, Johnny is mute.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies A live one eating its way out!

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? It varies. Alzheimer's is a very slow progressing disease, and many people suffering from it are capable of a wide variety of a number of everyday activities.

what did the horse say to the other horse Neigh

How was a blonde woman able to get into Harvard? She was smart and had a very good SAT score.

Dear 6, Please stop hitting on me, I heard you've done some pretty dirty stuff with 9. Sincerely, 7

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and was involved in the killing of 12 other numbers on last Tuesday.

-What animal has the best vision? -I hate when you try to talk dirty during sex

Why are black people afraid of white people? They aren't

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

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