- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

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