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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

You had better thumbs up this post.

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

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