- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a turkey? Just a sort of mixed bird thing.

Knock knock Who's there The police The police who? Ma'am your son is dead

Q: Why couldn't the skeleton go to the party A: He had a boner

Q:Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable A:The Wheelchair

Ask me if i'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

Why did the blonde stay in the five-star hotel? She had enough money.

A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

Okay.

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

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