what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

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What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

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What what In the butt

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What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

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>>-------------[Knee]---------->>>

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

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whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

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What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

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Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

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what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

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live babies

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Dana Cohen not having herpes.

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What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

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blubber vaginass CC

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