A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

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Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

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what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

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A baby seal walks into a club

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How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

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Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

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Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

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How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

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Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

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Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

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I had a dream I watched Inception.

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There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

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blubber vaginass CC

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what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

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what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

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Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

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What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

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how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

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I love you.

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How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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