what rhymes with sloth? rape

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Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

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Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

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Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

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Winking at old people

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son, you're adopted.

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What do you call something round and red that tastes like a tomato and shoots through walls? A Super Tomato. And what do you call a banana that shoots through walls? A banana trying to be a Super Tomato.

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Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

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Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

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What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

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how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

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Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

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Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

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Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

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Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

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