Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

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o | ,'~'. / \ | ____|_ | '___,,_' .----------------. | ||(o |o)| ( KILL ALL HUMANS! ) | ------- ,----------------' | _____| -' \ '####, ------- /________\ ( ) |) '_ ' ,------|\ _ /_ / | |_\ || /_ /| | o| _\ _|| /_ / | | |\ _\____//' | ( ( | | | (_,_,_,____/ \ _\ | ------| \ _\|_________| \ _\ \__\\__\ |__| |__||__| ||/__/ |__||__| |__||__| |__||__| /__)/__) /__//__/ /__//__/ /__//__/. .' '. '. (_kOs____)____)

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Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

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how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

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How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

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What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

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what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

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Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

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Black people are innocent.

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you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

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What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

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Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

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What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

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Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

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a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

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Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

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What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

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what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

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