Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

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What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

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What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

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what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

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i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

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A guy who's father of eight children, married to a wonderful woman for fifty years, he likes pizza and spaghetti, he smokes cigars occasionally, he also exercises : He runs around the block every other day. He's the manager of a pizza shop and he's living in a two-floor house he calls his home... Nothing really funny happens to this guy, but that's got to be the most detailed character background in a joke ever.

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A joke

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how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

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What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

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Chuck Norris died.

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How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

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why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

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How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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