How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

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What's worse than being human? Nothing... No I literally mean nothing at all. Like not being anything?

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What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

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Why did Tigger look into the toilet? He accidentally swallowed a dime the other day and wanted to keep an eye out for it.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out that your mother just got raped by ten black men and then coming home to her dead body and getting raped by the same men who raped your mom.

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A kid is riding down the street when his chain pops off his bicycle. The kid yells "God damn!" as he begins to fix it. A priest walking nearby overhears the boy taking god's name in vein and says "Don't say 'God damn' say 'God help us'". The kid says, "I am an atheist, get away from me".

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 rapes people

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What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

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One day there was a guy who went on a date with a girl. They went to the movies and ate popcorn. After the movie ended they had a candlelit dinner at a restaurant nearby. The guy ordered a fried chicken and the girl ordered a watermelon salad. They went home after a great dinner. I'm not sure how the story ends but I remember the story was racist.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

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youre gay

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Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

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What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

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what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

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What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

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a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

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three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

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Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

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Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

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Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

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Oh...okay, good.

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What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

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What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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