What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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shabalabadingdong JLR

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Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

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Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

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A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

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i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

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What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

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Where to, sir? Forward.

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Laura Pratz..

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Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

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I am the sun. You are the moon.

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Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

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Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

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am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

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What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

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A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

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Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

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What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

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Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

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Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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