- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue im a mass murderer and i will kill your family with no hesitation

"Almost as accidental as your spelling I'm afraid." -...

who wants to hear a joke about the broken pencil? to late, its sharpened

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple getting blow jobed by a giant squirrel

what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

Why did michael jackson wear white gloves around young boys? His doctor recommended that he do so due to bad circulation.

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

Knock knock! no answer KNOCK KNOCK! still no answer the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

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