Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

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What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

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What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

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What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

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a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

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What's red and can sing? Elmo

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What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

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Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

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Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

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Songs can be interpreted in many different ways you know: "Whenever, Wherever" - Prostitution "You raise me up" could be an advert for Viagra; And as for "love is in the air" - masturbating from a rooftop comes to mind. [L]

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Knock knock. Who's there? Auntie.

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About numbers, it was 180 mg of valium... And I am going to live becausepeople got there in time, my heart never stopped because luck, the doc was only making a joke about me "having ingested enough valium to die at least twice". Sanders, I just got your girlfriend to agree to a threesome, if my banana ever wakes up again, AND WHEN... Thou areth forgiven, btw I sent him a picture of Line`s unshaved vagina, and a note stating: U recognize this? Find out more on horsehead network! Meh His name is Anders something Chattington, yeah for all that know him, guess whose finger is on her unshaven... Yeah, maybe you should not have messed with a guy that can have ANYONE. Ps: Then its your mother, then your sister which is 17 (and pretty 16 is legal here so fuck you Chatty!) and then I SHALL STRIKE THY WITH THE VENGEANCE OF A THOUSAND SUNS! Because you are forgiven, which I cant even remember what means, I mean I know I am typing my experiences here, but thats only because I remember by muscle memory where the buttons are, said the doctor... I can still play Snes emulators... Not, because my numb fingers cant click anything and Line is gone. I TOUCHED HER ALREADY YA KNO! YOU SAW THE PIC, My skin is tan, and... well you know she is here... The best part? She is totally okay with you knowing, sayonara pal, id watch the "fluor" in your mothers pussy the next time you eat it!

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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person: Ask me if i'm a tree other person: are you a tree? person: no

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An astronaut, a nun and a fireman walk into a bar. They all order something to drink as they have all had a busy day.

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Person #1: Hello captain obvious. Person #2: Hello.

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"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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