- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Please ignore this statement.

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

Why didn't he finish his

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

Knock Knock. Not home.

What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

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