- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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