- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

A man walks into a bar.

I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

Q: what's the difference between a human and a gorilla? A: they can both talk, apart from the gorilla

What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

Military intelligence.

when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

Hey, you have small hands.

What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

69.... is a number

What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

why do you often see black man dating fat chick?? because they have the brains to realise that fat chicks are just people and need love too

What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

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