- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call your mother? Mom.

Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

whats worse then being lit on fire? dont worry about that right now your ass is on fire!

how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

How do you make a salesperson cry? Shoot him in the face and throw him off a cliff

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

A blonde is running for her life and sees a sign that says "GO LEFT TO SURVIVE". She goes right and she survives.

What did the snake say to the rat?

What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

who farted i did :]

what is white and red all over? a ginger

Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

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