Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

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What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

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What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

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School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

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how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

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What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

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How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

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black

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what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

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Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

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Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

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why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

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9/11

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What do you say to a black man with AIDS? I hope you get medical help and find a cure for your illness.

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Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

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How do you fit three gay men on a stool? You don't, that would be very uncomfortable.

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I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

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Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a cheetah? Don't do that, I'm pretty sure it's illegal for several reasons.

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Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

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You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

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robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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