Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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your mom

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Magic Johnson has AIDS

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Roses are red, violets are red, daffodils are yellow, and pansies are pink.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, in fact, the "road" in this joke symbolizes the Mexican/American border. The chicken's real name is Esteban Jimenez and he crossed the "road" to reach his family on the other side so he can start his life over. In addition to this, Esteban's real dream was to establish a 401k and possibly go to law school so he could begin his own law firm.

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What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

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What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

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What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

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Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

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why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

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So - this baby seal walked into a club.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

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knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

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What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

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There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

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does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

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Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

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What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

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Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

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What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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