Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

thumb_up thumb_down

How Many Blind People Does It Take To Solve A Rubiks Cube? None Their Blind

thumb_up thumb_down -2

How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Two Jews walk in a bar...

thumb_up thumb_down -4

P0P T4Rt

thumb_up thumb_down -8

how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

thumb_up thumb_down -16

my names jim haha

thumb_up thumb_down -16

how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Hair

thumb_up thumb_down -46

Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

thumb_up thumb_down -76

Q: what do you call a phone that's fake? A: a phony...

thumb_up thumb_down -116

If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

thumb_up thumb_down -122

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops