What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

Women's Rights

A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

Jews who wear penny loafers...

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

Where to, sir? Forward.

What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

I Love Hitler.

Women's Rights...

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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