A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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What did the psychopath say to the firefighter? Can you lend me a few bucks? My clothes are dirty and I need to go to the launromat.

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Q: why did the plain crash A: the driver is a loaf of bread

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Why do dyslexic people stink at typing? c k j a h s d i u p q h g n z v m n k b e r t y o f This is why...

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Two girls are backpacking in the Sierra Nevada. They walk 8 km from their base camp at a bearing of 42 degrees. After lunch, they document the wildlife they have seen because they are tracking the populations of species native to the area. Then they continue on their hike, but this time at a bearing of 127 degrees. After 5 km, they reach their destination for the day and set up a temporary camp.

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

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Q) What do you call a black president? A) Mr. President

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

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Why did Justin Bieber bieber his bieber? Because Bieber biebers his bieber when his bieber need a bieber bieber. BIEBER

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

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Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

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what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

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1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

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Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

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Why did jim all I over? He dies

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

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What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

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George W. Bush

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roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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