How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

Justin Bieber.

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

Praise Paisley

im gay

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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