A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with,  "In accordance with Megan's law"  

what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

DAVID.B YOU O ES 2 BAR YA TRAMP

You were born.

What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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