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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Extremely vulnerable to predacious animals such as Brown Bears and Grey Herons

What did the prostitute say to the pimp? Can I have $50? She was found three minutes later beaten to death with a purple cane, and had many imprssions of rings in her skull

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Yo momma is so old that she will be moved to a nursing home next week.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

If Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee got in a fight, who would win? Chuck Norris, since Bruce Lee is dead.

What did dyslexic Old McDonald say? . . . I have a learning disability that impairs my fluency and comprehension accuracy in being able to read and spell

Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

whats 2+2 equal? 4

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

Balls

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

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