- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

see an orphan Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

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Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

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