Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Q: whats worse than finding a worm in your apple A: the holocaust

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

thumb_up thumb_down -13

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

thumb_up thumb_down -13

HELLO EVERYONE

thumb_up thumb_down -13

You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

thumb_up thumb_down -13

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

thumb_up thumb_down -13

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

thumb_up thumb_down -15

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

thumb_up thumb_down -15

A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

thumb_up thumb_down -15

3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Why bouriquet laugh ? cause hes mom get hit by a bus.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

One day a black man went and bought a car with his own hard-earned money.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What do men like most of all? Let's not lie, BOOBIES!

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops